"'So, I saw J last night,' begins the person with bad handwriting, to which the response is, 'What happened,' followed by no fewer than five question marks. Understandable, since sometimes one—let alone four—just won't get the point across, eh?
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The other speaker then asks, 'How was it?' The response is, 'Good,' punctuated with a smiley face to confirm said adjective. Well. I suppose kudos are in order for the mysterious J, hmmm?
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'So, like, how far did you guys go?' ... 'Not very. We got caught.' And again, we are shown the severity of the situation, this time through the use of a not-smiling face."
- Mr. Nagy (Vampire Academy)
"Why, Mr. Zeklos, are you the aforementioned J? The one who earned a smiley face from the sloppy writer?"
- Mr. Nagy (Vampire Academy)
